David received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully-grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives were, to say the least, rude.
David tried hard to change the bird's attitude and was
constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything he could
think of to try to set a good example... nothing worked. He yelled at the bird
and the bird yelled back. He shook the bird and the bird just got madder
and more rude.
Finally, in a moment of desperation, David put the parrot in
the freezer. For a few moments he heard the bird squawk and kick
and scream-- then suddenly there was quiet.
David was afraid that he might have hurt the bird and
quickly opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out onto David's
extended arm and said, "I believe I may have offended you with
my rude language and actions. I will endeavor at once to correct my behavior.
I really am truly sorry and beg your forgiveness."
David was astonished at the bird's change in attitude and
was about to ask what had made such a dramatic change when the parrot
continued, "May I ask what the chicken did?"
1 comment:
That is a very funny joke. love it!
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