LAST DAY LAUGH

THE RULES

1. The FEMALE always makes the rules.

2. Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notice.

3. No MALE can possibly make the rules.

4. If the FEMALE suspects that the MALE knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.

5. The FEMALE is never wrong.

6. The FEMALE can change her mind at any given time.

7. The MALE may never change his mind without express written consent of the FEMALE

8. The FEMALE has every right to be angry or upset.

9. If the FEMALE is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which is a dire result of something the MALE did or said.

10. If #9 applies to you, the MALE must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.

11. The MALE must remain calm at all times, unless the FEMALE wants him to be upset or angry.

12. The FEMALE must under no circumstances allow the MALE to know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.

13. The FEMALE is under no obligation whatsoever to follow the above rules. The MALE will be expected to follow the rules at all times. There will be no exceptions.


The Female