There was a man who had a dog he was attempting to train, but alas, he had very little success. He was on the verge of despair when he happened across a very charismatic evangelist. He unburdened his soul to the evangelist, who promptly informed him that he was also a pretty good dog trainer and if he would leave the dog with him, he would have it trained in a jiffy.
The next day the dog owner returned to see the evangelist and asked how the dog was doing. “Great,” replied the evangelist. “Watch this!” Picking up a stick, he threw it and said, “Fetch.” The dog instantly took off, grabbed the stick and returned it to the evangelist. “Drop,” the evangelist said and the dog dropped the stick at his feet. “Roll over,” and the dog rolled over.
By this time the dog’s owner was very excited and asked if he could try. With confidence, the evangelist told him to go ahead. “Heel,” said the owner and the dog lifted one paw, placed it on his owner’s head and said, “I command this sickness to leave you!”
The next day the dog owner returned to see the evangelist and asked how the dog was doing. “Great,” replied the evangelist. “Watch this!” Picking up a stick, he threw it and said, “Fetch.” The dog instantly took off, grabbed the stick and returned it to the evangelist. “Drop,” the evangelist said and the dog dropped the stick at his feet. “Roll over,” and the dog rolled over.
By this time the dog’s owner was very excited and asked if he could try. With confidence, the evangelist told him to go ahead. “Heel,” said the owner and the dog lifted one paw, placed it on his owner’s head and said, “I command this sickness to leave you!”
THIS IS A JOKE, FOLKS!
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Cute!
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